created fake order , time waster don’t waste your energy on this man

HILARIOUS! didn’t stop laughing the entire time😭! Welcome back anytime shrimpy😉🍤

OMG. If you are in need of a serious belly laugh message him! I don’t think you would have seen ‘something’ as small as that. I’ve actually seen clits with bigger presence than that! It’s a poor excuse of a dick. I’m still shocked.

Lovely guy, no messing around quick to know what he wants & fast payment! You even get to see the smallest dick in the world. What more could you want xxx

Massive thanks for giving me and the girls the biggest laugh! Ironic, considering what you showed us was the smallest dick any of us have ever seen. Honestly, we weren’t sure if it was a toe or a birth defect. Group consensus: blink and you’ll miss it. I've loved our communication and he keeps his word, it's been very entertaining! 🤭

What can I say, 🙈😂what a smooth transaction paid straight away no fuss, gave me a brilliant laugh anyway 😂😂😂🍤🍤🍤shrimps dosent do it justice 🙈great buyer definitely work together again, it’s put me off wotsit crisps 💖

Such a kind buyer to work with, checks what he’d be getting from his order first and is very cooperative 🥰🍤 don’t hesitate to come back for more 😘

A little slow with setting up the order but was very polite, kind and is welcome back anytime. 🩷 🍤

Well ladies not much to see here DefInetly the smallest 🍤 I have ever seen. Nice guy and he’s welcome back anytime x

Great buyer paid straight away lovely to chat with welcome in my inbox anyday