My last pair of Birk babies melted in the sun today! Do people buy deconstructed shoes? The soles have completely separated from the toe bed. 🤦‍♀️

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Vacation is over. Now get up in my DMs like sand gets in my ass cheeks. Please and thank you! 😇

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Vials of delicious grease infused bath water available! Notes of sand, finishes salty 😌

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I’m feeling bored and generous. Correctly guess what my bush looks like and get 50% off your next order. 🦫

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Titty Tuesday🍒

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I love a good gratitude grovel. 😇

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Cream pies are cool but have you ever had a strawberry malasada?

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So much love for my feet but feel free to worship my ass too 😌

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Tell me to put on my tights and vacuum my house like the clean, responsible slut I am! 😈….but seriously I have task avoidance and this helps

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Who likes microfiber on their micropenis?

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Would it be unchill to ask your physical therapist for more ergonomic ways to rub your clit? I’m about to need wrist tape.

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Shut up and stare at my gritty feet. I’m busy playing Octordle.

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🦈 panties available for the truly filthy amongst you. Hole or stain 🤔

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🍧🌻🌳😎

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I would love to see one of my servants try and fit their balls through the toe hole till they lose circulation. 🧡

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They've lived a good 13 years. As I enter into the acceptance phase of my grief maybe one of you could give them a good send off? I can make them wet with sweat or tears 😭. Queue "See You on the Other Side" by Ozzy.

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birks are gone but rainbows and reefs are available 😎

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sundress season🌻

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Starting a little dust collection for those with good taste✨

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Gone for the weekend. I'd like to hear a story about how you'd clean the salt, spilled beer, sunscreen, and cracker crumbs off my toes on a sailing trip. Maybe one of you sad boi foot lovers I've been talking to will make my inbox dreams come true 👽

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