Mismatched Socks | Dirty Socks | Ankle Socks

Limited-time offer: I’m only here until my panty-thieving ex signs off on the house.

Yep—he took my peace, some lace and now wants a payout. So guess who’s turning Pilates sessions, sweaty yard-work, and armpit towels into a scent-sational side hustle? Sooo if you want my scent before I disappear, now’s your chance.

Be generous and you might convince me to stick around a little longer 😉

About me
I'm 26
5'3 145lbs
Tops: M
Bottoms: L
Bra Size: 34B (My b**bs didn’t show up, but my a** overachieved) 😆
Shoe Size: 9-9.5


Open to other item requests! (shoes, specific fabrics/materials) anything EXCEPT panties-I would charge a-lot more than most for those, so currently not an option).

🍑 SCENT MENU — Choose Your Heat 🍑
Available for socks/leggings/sports bra/legging/tank/tee's/washcloths

💧 Light Drip
Soft & Subtle
Worn briefly, post-shower. Slight natural aroma. Perfect for first-timers or scent-sensitive buyers.
🕒 ~1 hour wear
👕 Light activity
🌿 Deodorant used

🔥 Mid-Heat
Natural & Noticeable
Worn longer with light activity. A gentle but clear BO signature—warm, slightly musky, and honest.
🕒 4-6 hours
🏡 Housework / lounging
🚫 No deodorant

💦 Full-Body Funk
Bold, Raw, & Unfiltered
Worn during intense activity like Pilates, yardwork, or a long walk in summer heat. Pungent and primal.
🕒 6-12+ hours
🏋️‍♀️ Real sweat buildup
🌶️ Strong armpit notes
🚫 No deodorant

🖤 The Overnighter
Slept in & Steeped
Items worn overnight after a sweaty day or workout. Funky, layered scent—perfect for experienced scent lovers.
🕒 Worn 12+ hours & slept in
🛌 Marinated in heat

🥵 BO Binge
Extreme Scent Lovers ONLY
Multi-day wear, zero deodorant, max body heat. Think deep armpit funk, soaked socks, and unapologetic BO.
🛑 Not for the faint of nose.
⚠️ Limited availability

📝 Want it worn in a specific way?
Custom wear, workouts, chores, and layering scents by request.