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Just finished tasking two subs and now I am HAF. Ready to rate kitty, dick, queef, hangnails, buttsweat on a carseat, shot spots on the wall. You name it. I'll rate it. HMU.

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TGURL THONGS - I'm dropping the price of this pair of thongs to $20. Thongs feel like perma-wedgies to me. So buyers should know that this pair will be pried from the cheeks of this trans gurl and comes with 48 hours normal wear. Addons like extra days wear, ruboff, etc. are $5 per request. Shipping is $7.95 continental US.

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SISSY OUTING CHALLENGE PACK (ARE YOU MS. PRISS ENOUGH?) You've been a closet sissy, and you desire to be seen for the femme you are, even if for only a few minutes. Imagine the exhilaration as you step out in your College Cheerleader's outfit, or Nurse's outfit, or maybe even the coveted risqué French Maid's outfit. Here is a 3-pack set of digitally delivered sissy exposure challenges, each with increased exposure of your sissy-self to the world, and interactions with others, moving from more private to more public. You pay for the bundle and they release to you one at a time only after submitting proof that you have accomplished the expectations of each set of instructions and received feedback on your sissy performance. The instructions get increasingly creative and risky, with the capstone as a real achievement in claiming your inner self in public. 20.00

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⚠️SELLERS ALERT!!! ⚠️ Be aware that PP has been suspending accounts of sellers who are involved in sex work, banning them, and holding their money for 6 months before returning it. I know 22 sellers who have had this happen to them. You might want to rethink your payment plans. Seriously. Don't sit on this and think "This won't happen to me." THIS HAS BEEN A WITCHING HOUR PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT

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$5 GETS YOUR SQUIRT RATED - Do you spray your camera so that it looks like the windshield of your car driving through a pool of water during a rainstorm? How much can you squirt, and how far? Send your video clip, and your immaculate ejaculate rated. Anyone who has experienced one of my ratings knows I go into great detail, sensibly and sensitively. Once I have completed the rating, I delete the file to respect your privacy. Audio addon is $5 extra, delivered via googledrive.

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MICROPENIS RATING - THERE'S A RUMOR that your dick escaped from a secret microbial lab at White Sands NM. And now it's masquerading as a single celled organism, and an orgasm to you is not much more than cell division. I pity you, and am pleased to inform other shrimps that your affliction is not contagious. We hope. Lucky for you I have the microscope to rate yours, while at the same time developing a vax, just in case the condition goes viral. $5 for the rating and keep your distance. Bring your own slide.

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WOULD LIKE TO DO A FLATUS RATING DRESSED AS BARNEY, SINGING "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A FARTING FAMILY..." So you think you might be the of Flatus (aka fart) Forerunner? Let's put your talent to the test. Send a short audio clip of your performance and it will be rated on a system developed by the Gastric Release Institute that uses a 5 point scale for such qualities as volume, duration, etc. PLEASE DO NOT SEND FART JARS. MY STORAGE CELLAR IS ALREADY FULL. The clip will be deleted after evaluation to protect your privacy and trademark, and maybe your reputation. $2

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SELLERS, IF YOU'VE BEEN ON ATW FOR A FEW MONTHS, OR IF YOU HAVE ONLY RECENTLY JOINED - and you have only a few sales, you might want to rethink your profile and your sales approach to grab buyers where it counts and pull them onto your page. You can have the merch, but without solid market appeal, all you have is the merch and an empty DM. An attention getting, strong, hot, and sexy profile bio can attract buyers, grab them in the right place, and pull them into your page. With years of creative writing and sales experience, let me put that experience to good use to help you create and highlight your brand in your introductory profile, or a profile makeover. DM about your needs and we'll discuss the details.

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DIRECT. HONEST. MADE IN AMERICA CAMELTOE RATINGS - Do you secretly admire your Cameltoe, or that of another? Let's put your Toe to the test. Send a few photos of your Toe and it will be rated on a 5 point scale for such qualities depth, protrusion, etc. The photo will be deleted after evaluation to protect your privacy and trademark. No camels were harmed in the making of this listing. @$2

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THESE LONG INDIGENOUS LEGS BELONG WRAPPED AROUND YOUR NECK IN A SCISSORS HOLD - And these white sexmagick pantyhose belong in your possession. Each pair of my favorite panty hose to sell comes with 2 days wear. You know what to do. $25 plus shipping.

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RATE THE CD D You might never get an opportunity to do this ever again. This passable CD Sexmagick Witch Domme is offering you the opportunity to rate her dick using any dick rating scale you choose. There certainly are enough available, and if you can’t choose, I’d be happy to provide you with one. Just think, you’ll be the envy of subs, sissies, subsissies and maybe, yes perhaps, the envy of other Doms and Dommes. 💦$5 gives you the ability to look at the pics and rate her flaccid dick 💦$10 provides you the privilege to look at the pics and rate her erect dick 💦$15 empowers you with the pleasure to view a one-minute video of her wicked digit, and rate her erect dick 💦$20 bestows upon you the HONOR to view a one minute video of her using the 4 bullet vibrating extractor on her erect dick. Warning: you should probably have a portable defibrillator nearby if you choose this option. Or you could just pay the fee, look at the pics and say “Nice one.” 5.00 USD

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WHEN ALMOST ALL OF YOUR RECENT PROFILES VISITORS HAVE A PIC AND BIO, RATHER THAN THE STICK FIGURE NEW BUYERS...

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SELLERS, IF YOU'VE BEEN ON ATW FOR A FEW MONTHS, OR IF YOU HAVE ONLY RECENTLY JOINED - and you have only a few sales, you might want to rethink your profile and your sales approach to grab buyers where it counts and pull them onto your page. You can have the merch, but without solid market appeal, all you have is the merch. An attention getting, strong, hot, and sexy profile bio can attract buyers, grab them in the right place, and pull them into your page. With years of creative writing and sales experience, let me put that experience to good use to help you create and highlight your brand in your introductory profile, or a profile makeover. DM about your needs and we'll discuss the details.

AUDITORY SCIENTISTS ARE SUPPOSED TO IMPARTIAL. BUT THIS RATING IS AN ABSOLUTE GAS. Like many inventions, ratings often have to be run as trials, with adjustments made as necessary to correct for deficiencies in the instrument. Based on the submissions received so far, please, if you want a rating, be sure the video camera or cell phone is close enough to your kitty, so that its "meow" is audible enough to rate effectively. Or use a remote mic. So you think you might be the Queen of Queef, the Sass Gas Lass? Put your talent to the test. Send a short vid clip of your performance and it will be rated on a system developed by the Queef Relief Institute that uses a 5 point scale for such qualities as volume/decibels, duration, expressiveness, etc. The vid will be deleted after evaluation to protect your privacy and trademark Queef quarry. Half of the proceeds will go the the Queef Relief Institute's "Queefing As Alternative Energy" research initiatives. SPECIAL TODAY ONLY GET THE QUEEF AND THE FLATULENCE RATING BOTH FOR THE PRICE OF ONE $2

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NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I HAVE IMAGINED - that 6 years of education at an Ivy League college would lead me to orgasm research. Since I invented this orgasmatron cumtraption, I never leave the house, I live on thawed uncooked microwave dinners, and every bookmark on my browser takes me to ATW. I wonder what that bright yellow thing is in the sky. The pizza and Chinese food delivery techs have my phone on fast dial. My Amazon prime membership has expired. This is a selection 10 videos ranging from 20 seconds to 4 minutes of manual and/or modified 2 or 4 bullet milking machine. It bobs, it throbs, it oozes, and drips. It might even dress mountains of coleslaw. On the upside, my utility bills have gone down drastically. https://www.allthingsworn.com/listing/welcum-to-the-machine

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GO FOR THE GOLD, GURL You know it already. Your life feel empty and without purpose. You were born into the wrong body. You know what you need. but you don't know where to start. You need a T-gurl Domme who really understands your struggle with your sensuality, orientation, and need to submit from both sides of the zipper and thong. Being a sissy is more than a desire for sex or attention to genitals. It's more than buying a dime store kit. It's a way of being. It's a spiritual experience that connects you to the divine in us all. Are you a wannabe sissy, but don't know how or where to begin? @MissSweetNightmare and I will take you there. Are you a wannabe sub, but don't know how or where to begin? We'll take you there as we move through a week by week program that covers: ♀️Walk and stance ♀️Attire ♀️Lingerie ♀️Shoes ♀️Nails ♀️Accessories ♀️Facial expression, eye contact, gestures and other mannerisms ♀️Hair ♀️Voice ♀️Subservience Each category consists of a range of tasks you complete and submit your progress for regular and supportive feedback. You choose the categories you think you need assistance, and we tailor your experience from there. We communicate with each other daily through a blend of text, pics, audio and video as you progress through the program. $50 for five 15 minute sessions per week. Sessions can also be augmented with SISSY/SUB ASMR recordings created specifically to suit your expressed desires, which are extra addon. Go ahead. Give in. Your C-cup runneth over. You can do it gurl.

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